Coco Kahn

Capital gains tax changes, that would be unpopular. We had Paul Johnson from the IFS come onto this couch and make a very good case for changing up council tax banding.

Capital gains tax changes, that would be unpopular. We had Paul Johnson from the IFS come onto this couch and make a very good case for changing up council tax banding.

I mean, what else could they do that would really suck for them?

I mean, what else could they do that would really suck for them?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, so I'm going to say something and I know I'm going to outrage many people.

Okay, so I'm going to say something and I know I'm going to outrage many people.

How about this? Dog owners. I think you should have a license to own a dog. Oh my God.

How about this? Dog owners. I think you should have a license to own a dog. Oh my God.

I'm sorry, but there's too many badly behaved dogs, Nish. People don't know how to train their dogs and look after their dogs. I'm just saying, I think you need a license.

I'm sorry, but there's too many badly behaved dogs, Nish. People don't know how to train their dogs and look after their dogs. I'm just saying, I think you need a license.

I know.

I know.

Okay, all right, listen, let's be more egalitarian. How about licenses for all pets? Cats, rabbits, parrots.

Okay, all right, listen, let's be more egalitarian. How about licenses for all pets? Cats, rabbits, parrots.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, there you go, Keir Starmer. If you want to ruin your standing with the British public, that's a policy for you.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, there you go, Keir Starmer. If you want to ruin your standing with the British public, that's a policy for you.

Okay.

Okay.