Colin Tobin

Basically, the reason I left Super Value, even though I loved it and I have friends that I made then, you know, 20 odd years ago, more at this stage, that I would still be friendly with.

I loved Super Value.

The reason I left and the reason I had to leave in the end was because I told them a pack of lies.

I told them I was 15.

So the details that they registered me with were not my details.

So basically what happened is actually they took it as proof of age, but they didn't take my PPS number.

And because if they took my PPS number, they would have saw that the name was Christopher, not Colin.

And to make a long story short, my first week's wages was good.

I was delighted with it, but it got less and less and less because I was on emergency tax.

And I think Cathy was the girl in the office.

She was a lovely woman and she kept on saying,

Give me your PPS number, you'll get it all back.

You'll get it all back.

My last paycheck was literally down to nothing.

It was all tax.

I knew I had to go.

Again, being a bit brazen, marched into the office.

It was very nice to Cathy.

And I said to your man, look, there you go there.

And there's my date of birth.