Connell Barrett

A man's nipple is unappealing.

It's useless, vestigial.

Her nipple is Michelangelo.

Yours is Myspace.

So here's how to get...

Here's how to get sexting right the next time, okay?

Here are three dos and one don't.

Do number one is use words, not body parts.

Sexting works best when it's about what you say, not what you show.

So instead of sending her photos of you topless, by the way, when she said send me a sexy, send me something sexy, she wasn't necessarily looking for a photo.

She just wanted something, a sexy vibe.

So use your words.

Describe what you would do to her if you were together with her or what you like about her photo.

For example, you could say something like, oh, I can't stop thinking about that dress in your profile pic.

Or even better, when a woman does become vulnerable to you and shows you a racy photo like that, it sounds like a semi-nude, topless photo or possibly partially topless, then make her feel great about that.

Just, I can't stop thinking about that photo.

Say something like, you are very distracting to me today.

You're making it very difficult for me to think clearly or to clink clearly.

Anyway, make it about her and how she is making you feel.

Don't make it about your body, okay?