Cooper Johns

And they were like, oh, that's like Gareth.

And we were like, okay, so he obviously does elicit drugs or something.

And then, no, because remember you said he was my godfather?

Sorry.

He's like, it's Cooper's godfather.

And they go, Gareth's your godfather?

And I go, yeah, like he's best mates with my dad and then they sort of grew up together.

And then I just made this whole, you know, they grew up together in like Newcastle and I suppose like, you know, they were just friends because Gareth was never really that good at sport.

And they were like, oh, yeah.

And then my dad sort of looked after him and got it.

And then they're sitting there hanging on every word that we're saying.

And then like half an hour later they go, have you seen your godfather yet?

And we went, no, he just got arrested.

He just got arrested at the front.

They never found him.

And I've never seen him since.

If there is a Gareth, listen, he might listen to this.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a long time ago.

On a Wednesday, though, not many people go on.