Corey Heider

So anyway, okay, so I'm driving down the street, right?

And I see this guy cut off Dale Earnhardt shirt, right?

Hat on, glasses on the hat, not even on his fucking eyes, right?

Marble hanging out of his mouth, real loose, real fucked.

Hope is the only thing holding that thing in his mouth.

Hope and his dry ass lips from being in the sun and chucking deer all day.

So he's got, okay, so he's got a 1999 Chevy Silverado 5.3, the fucking great motor.

and he all rusted out right bed falling off the thing yeah already stacked with deer ranging from that still looks good to jerky cousin straight jerky that boy had been bleeding out for weeks and he is on the side of the road cigarette hanging out bare hands i can't bend down because i'm like he grabs his and just heaps it on the pile and gets no gloves

short cut off yeah brother the same shirt no shower oh i'm like this guy be stacking corpses dirty so that goes back to the point you can get used to a lot of shit for money where where'd you encounter this guy on the side of the road where else do you get deer corpse fuck yeah no he was getting the dead deers now he wasn't yeah roadkill i'm sorry yes i'm from pennsylvania

Yeah, where the roads are scattered with corpses.

Probably fucking Duncan Hines points or whatever.

He probably takes a picture like, we'll pay you $25 a corpse.

Just stack them and take them to the dump.

Because that's what they do.

They take them to the dump.

I've also been on the other end of that where I had to unload a U-Haul on a start of fucking deer corpses.

And I'm like trying not to step.

I'm like, sorry, buddy.

You know?

I'm going to throw this TV on your head.