Corey Heider

Well, she's sitting right there, and she had Wi-Fi.

I'm like, how the fuck does she get Wi-Fi?

So I was like this.

I was like, oh, shit, what's that?

King of Queens?

I love that shit.

and i know all the words so i don't even need the volume and she kept looking at this fucking seating chart for a stadium for a softball game right and it was in massachusetts and i knew he was going to austin and i was just like i got to figure out something to start a conversation with her right and i didn't want to say oh you just went to the bathroom did you take a dump like what was that about was that cool and so she came back and i was like oh you're going to a game and she's like no and she like hit her phone and put it in her pocket i was like okay i'm just

I'm going to fuck off for the next two hours and look out my window because I got the window seat.

And another outburst like that, I'm going to close the fucking shade.

So you got one more of those, lady.

Maybe shut me down.

I'm not phone peeping.

I just have a massive erection for other reasons.

Of course he is.

Don't marry a pilot, okay?

If you're out there and you're married to a pilot.

I was a pilot?

Brother, come on.

Do you know why they can afford it?

Because they work hard.