Corey Heider
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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45 miles an hour in a 25, cousin.
I was 315 pounds at 13 years old while my dad stole a Trek mountain bike.
I stole it from him.
He didn't steal it.
It was rightfully his.
I had no fucking right taking it.
So let me bust this story down.
You got time?
Let me bust this story down.
Okay, so your boy was at home skipping school, not supposed to be doing it.
And his dad's bike was in the basement, the nicest possession in the Heider household.
Not ever supposed to be touched by me who broke every fucking thing he ever touched ever.
I was a nightmare.
They called me bits and pieces.
I don't even think my mom knew my name.
She just called me bits and pieces.
Cause that's all the fuck I left.
And so, okay.
So I went down to the basement.
I stole my dad's bike.