Corey Heider

I got these calves, right?

You got crazy calves, bro.

So calves are fucking... You're like bodybuilder calves.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

So even at like 13 years old, I had about 400, 450 pound feet of torque, okay?

So I put that bike in 37th gear, straight on it.

When I just fucking started, bro, on this downhill, right?

And I'm looking 21, 22, next thing you know,

nothing bro all i hear is glass shatter oh entire screech in that order and that's important because she didn't hit the brakes until after this pack was done because she was well she wasn't on her phone we didn't have phones back yeah but anyway so she hits right okay and let me tell it right here so i actually what happened was the bike it was an inferred stop sign she was doing 45 i was doing 22 and um

You probably hit 23, by the way.

Maybe.

Bro, I was locked into the speedometer.

I did not even look ahead of me.

100%.

Yeah.

So she came, and it could have been this, me on the bike, her.

It could have been this where she hit me, but it actually happened like this, where I just clipped her fender as she was going, and it sent me over her hood, and then her windshield and roof—

caught my 315 pound supple child body okay bent the whole safety cage back and at which point she said oh fucking shit right because my ass is in her mouth probably yeah so she slams the brakes okay and i go yeet right 28 feet through the air another 45 on my

left ass cheek oh and the only reason i know is because it's mostly missing that could be an afterthought if you want to look at that yeah so um a fly right and i didn't i'm so stubborn i didn't even know what the fuck happened so i go to sit up i'm like what the fuck and i look over your shoes off brother let it happen hold on one second let it happen cart before horse okay so i sit up i'm like oh shit dog damn right and i see a car antenna ting ting

Down the road, but I'm keeping up with the motherfucker.