Corey Heider
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Podcast Appearances
So he's coming at me and I hear a voice.
I forget the dog's name, but she was like, get away from him or something.
And I'm like, oh no.
I'm like, I'm with the bank.
I don't know.
And she's like, did Martha send you?
I was like, I don't know, Martha.
I'm not.
And it was, dude, there was this lady that was,
Big girl.
You ever see what's eating Gilbert Crate?
You ever see his mom?
Yeah.
Okay.
She's this big girl living in the trash.
Bro, she can't leave.
Because you eat your way and you can't leave.
Because once you get bigger than a door 36 inches.
So keep a tape measure on deck if you're getting there.
Because I'm just saying, there's going to be a time that you leave your house for the last time.