Corey Heider

Cause I've never, ever had confidence.

And I've literally never had confidence in anything I've ever done.

And if, you know, like this whole Instagram thing, it started as a Snapchat.

So I used to send my friends, they're like, post that shit, dude.

You're killing it.

Like this, it's funny.

I'm the only one that sees it.

It's crazy.

And then if you ever look, my Instagram handle is Heider Corey.

Like I had to look myself up in the phone book.

Like I didn't know my own fucking name.

And that's because the Instagram was an accident, bro.

I was working at a gas station with my fat, sweaty leg and it pocket dialed because I was like on Facebook and I put it in there and it like opened Instagram, started Instagram automatically from Facebook.

Like I click things with my leg and I pulled out my pocket and Heider Corey Instagram was logged in.

I was like, what the fuck is that?

And I just canceled it and looked out and I never opened it again for five, six years.

And then boy was like, yo, start posting that shit.

And I opened Instagram, Hyder Corey.

And I was like, let's do it.

I've thought about changing my name so many times, but I was like, I just imagine waking up with zero followers and I'm like, was it worth it?