Corey Heider

He's like 25, 3,500 pounds.

I was like, can I stand on it?

Do you mind if I stand on it real quick?

He's like 385.

He's like, God damn, boy.

I was like, yeah, that ain't good, is it?

And I was like, I'm just trying to like divert.

I was like, how much you get for scrapping somebody like that?

He's like, after you boil a man down to the bare minerals, you only worry about 12, 11 cents.

00,00,00 that's either the first joke this guy has ever told or we should get the fuck out of here okay pretty pretty quick what were you scrapping that day uh i'm gonna say stainless steel dude it was a stainless steel uh hospital cabinet weighed about 400 pounds i'm the same as me and it's not a bad haul

Oh, dude.

How much does it make for a haul like that?

Oh, dude, we made like four or five per 30s.

I know I stole it, but... I've seen it in action.

Yeah.

Yeah, you got your burnt wire.

It's insane.

That's like literally...

20, 25% of my job is calling the cops because someone stole the fucking copper pipes.

Yeah.