Courtney Miller

We've been here for six hours. No, definitely not the asshole. I think that that behavior is absolutely outrageous. Like, I would look at that person and be like, go in a hole. I don't know what to tell you. Like, you need to go away. Stop talking to me. I think some people go to weddings to be like, I'm going to avenge everything bad that's ever happened to me ever on other people. Yeah.

We've been here for six hours. No, definitely not the asshole. I think that that behavior is absolutely outrageous. Like, I would look at that person and be like, go in a hole. I don't know what to tell you. Like, you need to go away. Stop talking to me. I think some people go to weddings to be like, I'm going to avenge everything bad that's ever happened to me ever on other people. Yeah.

Nothing was happening. Yeah, and to leave, I'm just like, I'm stunned by this.

Nothing was happening. Yeah, and to leave, I'm just like, I'm stunned by this.

Blackout? Blacklight? Blackout.

Blackout? Blacklight? Blackout.

No.

No.

That 85-year-old guy's like, cuckoo banana time.

That 85-year-old guy's like, cuckoo banana time.

She's like, grandpa wants you to go.

She's like, grandpa wants you to go.

Catering's like, we tried to move your grandpa. We tried to move him. He has no pulse. It's like, he's fine. Your grandpa's bones are making the black light make him look like he can't have it. He's just skin. All the bones broke in his seat. He's just melted skin. And it's like, okay. And she's like, grandpa, super uncomfortable. It's like, what? I don't even see him. He's a blob of skin.

Catering's like, we tried to move your grandpa. We tried to move him. He has no pulse. It's like, he's fine. Your grandpa's bones are making the black light make him look like he can't have it. He's just skin. All the bones broke in his seat. He's just melted skin. And it's like, okay. And she's like, grandpa, super uncomfortable. It's like, what? I don't even see him. He's a blob of skin.

Anyways, weddings are crazy.

Anyways, weddings are crazy.

Get out the black lights!

Get out the black lights!

Vampire! Get her out of here. She's a vampire.

Vampire! Get her out of here. She's a vampire.