Cousin Sal

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16,442 appearances 41 recordings 2 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 21 Sep

Cousin Sal’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And then I'm like,

What do I care?

You know, like why am I getting so worked up?

Like there there are no real consequences here.

He's not gonna get thrown out of school.

They push everyone to graduate, right?

They're not gonna do shit.

He's gonna graduate.

Maybe he could

this

Yeah.

Get something.

I'm sure you get like a plaque for that or something.

But it's like, you know, is he not gonna win a Nobel Prize because he's tardy?

Like it's this is the this is his problem if there are consequences and there are none.

So I'm not gonna care anymore, Jack.

You can go to school at two o'clock if you want.

And I'm gonna also I'm gonna make a blanket out of all the tardy emails.

I'm gonna print them out and make a a blanket out of them.

So that's uh that's the Tarty Marty.

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