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Cousin Sal

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The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

i did okay because i had teasers all over the place i have a tonway way too much like i'm gonna have to pull my kid from collegeif the hoosiers lose tomorrow because i had a bunch tied to some of these bills plus seven and a half seattle money line tied to indiana so fingers crossed i get over the finish line uh there across the finish line but how'd you do you did well righti did welli would have done awesome if i hadn't panicked and done someniners protection stuffoh

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

你知道吗?你觉得Donald会受伤吗?就像洗他的车一样,他就像我们过去两个月前,我们过了这些事与Seltics两个月前,与所有的团队,Seltics在那一年比赛,然后他们比达拉斯,尤其是这个,这个很厉害,这就是每个星期,对吗?即使是好的团队,但如果你有这个情况,与你的男朋友Tony Romo在2000年之后,你会很喜欢他,

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

当然我会喜欢的,你必须喜欢的,是的,但是我们知道这是一个奇怪的一年,我们在10月中说了,我们像在准备奇奇怪的决赛,像没有任何这些团队那么好,谁是好团队?我只是说,不要接受奖励,那会像是一个勇敢的事情,就像,你知道,像加州的粉丝,粉丝会说,人们会说,好,我现在还好。

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

我估计是5-1的MVP,我今天在前一场节目上做过的MVP,我说足够就足够了,放在沙袋里。多少个?我猜是Duke和Rocky4,5-1的估计。那是今天早上。那必须更新,那必须更新。那他们现在有MVP的估计吗?那就是我说的。现在?他们全部都有吗?

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

所以我根本不知道,我們知道第一場是什麼,第二場是什麼嗎?我猜Pats Denver是第一場,對嗎?你以為是晚上的遊戲嗎?他們應該把你的遊戲送到歐洲。他們應該在早上3點在某個地方在歐洲玩。當然是第一場。你第一場應該是星期天,如果不是在休斯頓。他們在星期天移動他們的遊戲。對。

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

You got this, buddy.So if Knicks was the QB, what would the line have been?I think it would have been a tic-tac with you maybe favored by one and a half.Really?Yeah, I think so.Did anyone see our offensive line today?Well, I don't know.You've been power ranked higher all year than Denver, right? Haven't you?How do you think it's one and a half?This guy hasn't thrown a ball in years.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

What am I going to take the Broncos?I'm going to go against my team.But that's what everyone's saying.Oh, what are we going to take the Broncos?Like this is teasers.They got to move this.They may move this to eight.Who knows?I'm positive you were going to tease the Broncos to like 11 and a half.No way.No way.I can't bet bad quarterbacks.I'll bet you're a bad quarterback.That's it.I got to look at the manifesto and see what's going on.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

Denver's got a good defense. I'm looking now. I didn't look at these before I guessed, but some people said, so Denver's the first home underdog in a conference championship game since...Pats Colts?2015. No, Denver, New England. 2015. Oh, noodle arm. 2018. What was that? Two and a half, three? And this is the biggest home underdog. Any one seed has been in a conference title game since 1970. All the Sharps are going to take the Broncos. Yeah. There you go.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

等一等,谁得到这个我说了一半,它是两半,所以我们继续我看你赢了周末我赢了周末,现在是十到九不,现在是我还在11到10你可以继续一年哦,如果我们继续,那会是一个很棒的礼物Netflix真的做了对的事情我喜欢我们继续,因为这样你会更好感情如果我们继续

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

Do I have an obligation as a father to completely disavow the bills?That's from Brian.It's pretty bleak.That's for child protective services to figure out, I think, Brian.Yeah, maybe you ought to get that on the record.They're knocking at your door.You're lucky Bill didn't say your last name.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

and also but like going to school for you you all like sympathize you're all together you're all in it together like i was a cowboys fan in new york you know the mess is a different story all my friends were met fans or yankee fans and they hated the mets but yeah that's that's an extra hurdle you have to you have to get overyeah we had the yankee playoff game and then we had the

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

我不知道他们会改变什么规则如果你的妻子获得了演艺奖,你将得到10亿多在售价盘上,开始每个负责人在45岁,我不知道,我不知道是什么,那里有几个在这些比赛中的踢脚点,

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

没办法,不,我认为你可以说像去年的佩斯尔,但其他七个糟糕的事情就会发生在他们的面前,所以他们输入了六个级别的比赛比赛,并没有赢了一个超级球赛,这个比尔的团队输入了六个比赛,并没有进入超级球赛,但是的,那是绝对的严重的

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

你想做一些父母的角落吗让我们去做我感觉我感觉那些那些那些那些那些那些那些那些那些那些那些那些

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

这是不是父母的事,但是我们几个星期前带他们去乳酪地区,我带他们和孩子们,他从来没有去过一个,他在楼下的人们响起声音,因为他没想到你要自己做,对吧?你需要把乳酪放进去,然后你加入酱汁,他没想到是对的,他在问他们在楼下在做什么,他们不能做这个。

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

我认为是的,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,呃,我认为,

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

um right there and she does the draft in september and she i give her a nice grid i was like hey go running back wide receiver running back wide receiver maybe wide receiver running back i don't care but for those first four do that just keep doing that and do it through six rounds so she for some reason waits until the fifth round take running backs despite the fact that i gave her a nice grid telling her what to do and she ends up with like james connor and dobbins all this crap for running backs

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

and they're gone earlyso she can never catch upshe has some bad luckshe goes two and twelveand she blames meand because i can't dig herout of the holeshe's like you watch footballyou watch every single playyou can't help me herei'm against mothersi'm like sweetheartit's all luckfantasy is all luckso as it turns outthere's a punishmentfor last placeshe was in two and twelve

The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal

Yeah, there's punishment for last placeSo she says the other day to meShe's like, hey, so-and-so is going to come byShe's dropping off the sign for the lawnI was like, what sign for the lawnSo it's a sign that saysIt's a fantasy football signIt says, I suck at fantasy footballAnd it has to go on our lawn for a month