Craig Chester

He's saying that you're having this life he couldn't have because of the time he lived in and he was gay and you're gay and something about a screenplay you're gonna write for him and he's gonna get you into this house that he died in.

Now, this woman, Josanne, happens to be a psychic and she tells me everything that the woman in New York told me verbatim, word for word.

Uh, Josanne is sort of like this, she's sort of the opposite of, of Catherine, uh, the New York psychic.

She doesn't charge.

She's, she just, you know, talks to dead people.

She's been this way since she was five.

And she's sort of like a psychic Carol Brady, you know.

So, you know, I go home, I'm kind of shaken, and I'm trying to find a logical explanation.

They don't know each other at all.

And the next day, Josanne calls me at home, and she's like, hi, Craig, so listen, I was taking a bath, and Montgomery Clift is here.

Now, I'm in LA, and I'm taking, you know, I'm like, well, you know, I'm very flattered that Monty would pick me for screenplay.

But I was very busy.

I had a really important pitch the next day at a studio for a female med wrestling comedy.

And I was up for Revenge of the Nerds remake.

And also, I was like, wouldn't it be more sensible for Monty to pick an A-list writer, like Paul Haggis or someone?

And while I'm talking to her, my landline dies.

My landline.

So I go outside to get a reception on my cell phone.

And I call her back, and while I'm talking to her, she goes, Craig, are you outside?

And I'm like, yeah.