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Craig Gudorf

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
80 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

And the ref goes, well, that's a problem.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

You see, to wrestle heavyweight, you have to weigh a minimum of 185 pounds.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

So my coach goes, so you mean he has to gain weight tonight to wrestle?

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

That's right.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

And how much time does he have to gain this weight?

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Nine minutes.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

So my coach says, he has nine minutes to gain three and a half pounds?

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Ref goes, uh-huh.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

My coach looks at me.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

He looks at the water fountain.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Start drinking.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

So do you remember those water fountains in school, the white porcelain ones, where you'd push your thumb on the button and hardly any water would come out?

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

So I attach my lips to little spout and I'm sucking up the water, I'm sucking up the water, and then after two minutes I've gained half a pound.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

This is taking too long!

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

My coach yells.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

So somebody runs to the sink, they grab a cup, they fill it up, and I pound it down.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Again, he yells.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Go to the sink, fill it up with water, pound it down.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

More, he yells.

The Moth
Wrestling Nerves: The Moth Podcast

Keep repeating this stuff.