Craig Gudorf
speaker
80 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 22 May
Craig Gudorf’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
Trend
recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 1.
Appearances
And the ref goes, well, that's a problem.
You see, to wrestle heavyweight, you have to weigh a minimum of 185 pounds.
So my coach goes, so you mean he has to gain weight tonight to wrestle?
That's right.
And how much time does he have to gain this weight?
Nine minutes.
So my coach says, he has nine minutes to gain three and a half pounds?
Ref goes, uh-huh.
My coach looks at me.
He looks at the water fountain.
Start drinking.
So do you remember those water fountains in school, the white porcelain ones, where you'd push your thumb on the button and hardly any water would come out?
So I attach my lips to little spout and I'm sucking up the water, I'm sucking up the water, and then after two minutes I've gained half a pound.
This is taking too long!
My coach yells.
So somebody runs to the sink, they grab a cup, they fill it up, and I pound it down.
Again, he yells.
Go to the sink, fill it up with water, pound it down.
More, he yells.
Keep repeating this stuff.
Showing 21–40 of 80 · page 2 of 4
← Previous
Next →