Craig Gudorf
speaker
80 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 22 May
Craig Gudorf’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
The teams are evenly matched.
They win the first one, we win the second.
They win the third one, we win the fourth.
It keeps going and going.
And the pressure is building in the gym.
And the pressure is building in my bladder.
Finally, it's time for the heavyweights.
The score is tied.
It's winner take all.
If I win, we win.
If I lose, all is lost.
I get out on the mat, I shake my opponent's hand, and the ref blows the whistle.
We start circling each other cautiously.
Suddenly I shoot at his legs, I take him down to the mat, I turn him onto his back, and my teammates start cheering, and my coach yells, pin him, pin him, and I'm squeezing him so tight, but my stomach's about to explode.
And I'm squeezing him, I'm squeezing him, and finally the ref blows the whistle, slaps the mat, match is over, I've won.
I jump up on my feet.
Jump up on my feet.
My teammates rush out onto the mat, but I am long gone.
Back to the locker room to take a long-awaited pee.
Thank you.
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