Craig Gudorf
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The teams are evenly matched.
They win the first one, we win the second.
They win the third one, we win the fourth.
And the pressure is building in the gym.
And the pressure is building in my bladder.
Finally, it's time for the heavyweights.
I get out on the mat, I shake my opponent's hand, and the ref blows the whistle.
We start circling each other cautiously.
Suddenly I shoot at his legs, I take him down to the mat, I turn him onto his back, and my teammates start cheering, and my coach yells, pin him, pin him, and I'm squeezing him so tight, but my stomach's about to explode.
And I'm squeezing him, I'm squeezing him, and finally the ref blows the whistle, slaps the mat, match is over, I've won.
My teammates rush out onto the mat, but I am long gone.
Back to the locker room to take a long-awaited pee.