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Craig Morgan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1352 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I want you to experience the interaction between a male...

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Gobbler, a mature male gobbler.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And it is one of the most unbelievable things because when you go turkey hunting, it's a lot like elk hunting, except they're obviously a lot smaller animal.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

But there's an interaction that takes place that defies nature.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Because what normally happens, and I'm going way into a lot of detail, when they're rutting or when they're in heat, so to speak, it's in the spring.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So when they're wanting to breed, the gobblers will sit up in the tree in the morning and I know y'all have heard turkeys gobble, right?

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

You do it so good.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

What they're doing is they're telling all the hens, I'm over here.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And so what we do is we go over and sit up on the ground and we pretend like we're the prettiest girl in the neighborhood.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

and try to piss him off so bad that he's willing to leave his harem and come to us.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And so when you do that, you've caused him to do something that he doesn't normally do.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And when he comes in, he does this thing called spitting and drumming.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

He goes...

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And when he does it, the vibrato, you can freaking feel it in your body.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

You'll be sitting, I'm not shitting you.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

You'll be sitting there and you hear that and you feel the, and you, it's like a Harley Davidson racking off way in the distance.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

It's a life changing experience.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

We're going to put some lead in the head.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

But then you have the best meat that you've ever eaten in your life.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

It's grain.