Craig Smith
speaker
1,351 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 9 Jul
Craig Smith’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh, really?
I threw all my shit out.
I had to start a new bitch, new clothes, everything.
Marilyn Manson?
Who'd he kill?
No, not Marilyn Manson.
in your hand oh yeah if you could go hands-free jack off that's the least gay you could possibly be i just ended up here takes it off the table i just put my cock here and things just started happening i don't know what happened that's why i got the jack off glove i told you about that yeah yeah yeah you take a jog instead of having with your girl i mean fuck i just lost my train instead of arguing with your girl have a jog the jack off glove we got we got gay ones too with a mustache on the back of them
to grip through hand sleep like that you gotta spot your hand with the other hand that probably feels pretty good though like beat your hand away I'll let y'all know don't you think you could just sit on your hand until you fell asleep I don't know I feel like it would take like a half hour no if you sit on the toilet for long enough your legs would go to sleep I think that's a weight thing being 240 and over do your legs fall asleep if you sit on the toilet too long
The roid.
How do you look at the roid?
Like, do you look at a mirror?
It's like a prison mirror.
One of those prison mirrors.
You feel it and you go to white.
Right, right.
Because some of them, you know, it's like a tip of the thumb coming out your ass.
Oh, jeez.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mobile colonoscopy is brilliant.
We should get on that.
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