Cristela Alonso
👤 Speaker
989
total appearances
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Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
It's like this kind of comedy, the words, the vocabulary.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
I did the scripts spelling bee, like the regional when I was in fifth grade.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
That's how I spent my summer vacations when I was a kid.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
I would go to the public library and read because it was free.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
When I was home, I was the person, oddly enough, that I used to put all the furniture together.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
Like I would do do-it-yourself projects.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
When I was in high school, I wallpapered our house.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
while other people were going to prom, going to school dances, all the paperwork.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
You know, my mom, there were four kids, and my sister eloped.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
Right when we left the diner, she eloped, and she was the one that did all the paperwork.
Fresh Air
Comic Cristela Alonzo
So when she left, I had to do all the paperwork.