Cristela Alonso

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989 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard 29 Dec

Cristela Alonso’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Fresh Air · Comic Cristela Alonzo · 29 Sep 2025 podcast

And I was like, you know what?

This is kind of like theater.

It's like you're on stage.

And then I'm like, wait, I can write what I talk about?

This is amazing.

I'm going to do stand-up.

Stand-up is like theater.

And I was completely depressed.

I was grieving my mom's loss.

And I went up on stage and started talking about my family.

And that's how it happened.

I'm 46 years old.

I'm not married.

I don't have kids.

People always ask me, when are you going to have kids?

I'm like, dude, I'm 46.

Yeah.

At this point, if I get pregnant, that's the second coming of Jesus.

Like, oh my God.

I always tell people, you should never ask people when they're gonna have kids.

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