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Cristela Alonso

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And I was like, you know what?

1904.505 View full episode →
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This is kind of like theater.

1905.347 View full episode →
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It's like you're on stage.

1907.27 View full episode →
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And then I'm like, wait, I can write what I talk about?

1908.948 View full episode →
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This is amazing.

1913.959 View full episode →
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I'm going to do stand-up.

1915.984 View full episode →
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Stand-up is like theater.

1917.167 View full episode →
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And I was completely depressed.

1919.793 View full episode →
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I was grieving my mom's loss.

1922.098 View full episode →
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And I went up on stage and started talking about my family.

1923.782 View full episode →
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And that's how it happened.

1926.829 View full episode →
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I'm 46 years old.

1969.437 View full episode →
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I'm not married.

1970.659 View full episode →
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I don't have kids.

1971.5 View full episode →
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People always ask me, when are you going to have kids?

1972.322 View full episode →
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I'm like, dude, I'm 46.

1974.285 View full episode →
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Yeah.

1975.366 View full episode →
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At this point, if I get pregnant, that's the second coming of Jesus.

1976.954 View full episode →
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Like, oh my God.

1980.706 View full episode →
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I always tell people, you should never ask people when they're gonna have kids.

1983.374 View full episode →
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