Cryptic County
speaker
8,902 appearances
13 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 3d ago
Cryptic County’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 13 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 5.
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The knocking pauses.
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We flick open the doorknob, and with a knife in each of our hands, we scream.
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We stab these stupid IKEA kitchen knives through the gap in the door and yell like maniacs.
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We're going to kill you We're going to kill you.
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We're gonna cut your nuts off.
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We swish the blades around like pirates who are only allowed to carry butter knives.
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Fuck off!
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The blonde man stumbles back and jogs down the hall.
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Pete and I laugh our asses off, and to my surprise, the blonde man never returned.
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All it took was matching his crazy.
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I'll never know why he targeted me or why he was so fucking insistent on getting into my apartment, though I can guess.
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But freaky blonde man, let's not meet.
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You know what's not negotiable for me?
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Sleep.
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I don't care what kind of day I have.
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If my bed isn't comfortable, the whole day gets worse in hindsight.
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That's basically the entire reason I trust my nights to Casper.
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This podcast is sponsored by Casper.
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Casper makes reliable, high-quality mattresses built for consistent, comfortable sleep night after night.
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And that's not just my opinion.
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