Curious George

Stay out of yourselves.

Greetings and good evening.

Biggest Dick is here with Alpha News with an urgent breaking report.

There have been reports of an outbreak of a new strain of bigosinitis.

The known location of this outbreak is Maidstock.

The current hotspot for this particular outbreak is a place known as Murchley's Market.

We caught up with a close contact of this new strain and here is what he had to say.

There is no known cure for this particular strain, but it is currently being investigated and studied.

Patients of this new particular strain have been informed to contact the Big Mooch League for available treatment options or alternatively, take a shot of concrete and harden the fuck up.

We'll keep you updated for any breaking news on this particular strain.

Biggest Dickus, Alpha News.

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But your sword's got to be fucking rock hard.

Boys, that's the funniest yard I've fucking ever heard.

Better the way he tells it, but yeah.

I've now promoted you down to be called Middy in my books.

No more big shitty, it's only Middy.