D Madness

But no, a crazy thing that happened is, and this is true, I do talk about it too, is I honestly felt like I was going to be molested at the hospital because I had the nurse that was going to take me to the operating room was a little five-foot, 300-pound Hispanic dude.

So at first I was like, oh, this might be like a pimp kind of thing.

No, that's for sure his Grindr profile name.

This fucker kept trying to give me sponge baths.

And I'm like, dude, I'm not that dirty.

And then they're like, oh, he's going to give you the anesthesia.

I'm like, oh, for sure.

I don't want this guy giving me anesthesia.

I'm fucking trying to fight it and stay awake.

I'm like, I could walk it off, boys.

I think I'm going to be fine.

No.

And then, and then like,

I swear it's probably the anesthesia.

I felt like he leaned over right before I passed out and he was like, the safe word is deductible.

And I was like, what?

No, no.

Redman, how are you not on the list?

I used a fake name.

No, I figured they would have at least tricked you one time with the pizza and grape soda line, and you'd have been the only person... Yeah.