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Dame Wilburn

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93 total appearances

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The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

I didn't want that to be the narrative. So I get even deeper into that three-point stance, and I hear, hut, hut, hut! And then nothing. Have you ever been hit by a train? Have you ever been hit by a train that was full of other trains? When I woke up slash came to, I looked over to my right and there was two inches of dirt, an inch of dead grass, and another two inches of snow.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Buddha had used me to dig a tunnel. The ground was so messed up that when the spring came, maintenance would go out and put in more turf in that spot. When the feeling came back in my fingers and my toes, I tried to play it off. So I popped up out the hole. I told the guys, I forgot I had an appointment today. I need to go change.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Buddha had used me to dig a tunnel. The ground was so messed up that when the spring came, maintenance would go out and put in more turf in that spot. When the feeling came back in my fingers and my toes, I tried to play it off. So I popped up out the hole. I told the guys, I forgot I had an appointment today. I need to go change.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Buddha had used me to dig a tunnel. The ground was so messed up that when the spring came, maintenance would go out and put in more turf in that spot. When the feeling came back in my fingers and my toes, I tried to play it off. So I popped up out the hole. I told the guys, I forgot I had an appointment today. I need to go change.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I apologized for my absence, which was coming quickly, and I jogged into the dorm. By the time I got to my dorm door, that's when the pain hit. I got inside, choked down a couple aspirin, took the hottest shower of my life, and stretched out on my bed. I didn't even make it to dinner. Moving seemed an impossibility. The next day I was feeling much better.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I apologized for my absence, which was coming quickly, and I jogged into the dorm. By the time I got to my dorm door, that's when the pain hit. I got inside, choked down a couple aspirin, took the hottest shower of my life, and stretched out on my bed. I didn't even make it to dinner. Moving seemed an impossibility. The next day I was feeling much better.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I apologized for my absence, which was coming quickly, and I jogged into the dorm. By the time I got to my dorm door, that's when the pain hit. I got inside, choked down a couple aspirin, took the hottest shower of my life, and stretched out on my bed. I didn't even make it to dinner. Moving seemed an impossibility. The next day I was feeling much better.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I got up and I walked into the cafeteria and all the Klingons stood up and they all started clapping. And I walked over to the table and said, what are y'all clapping about? And they said, you're the first person in history to be tackled by Buddha who walked off the field under their own power. That story spread like wildfire throughout the entire school.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I got up and I walked into the cafeteria and all the Klingons stood up and they all started clapping. And I walked over to the table and said, what are y'all clapping about? And they said, you're the first person in history to be tackled by Buddha who walked off the field under their own power. That story spread like wildfire throughout the entire school.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

So I got up and I walked into the cafeteria and all the Klingons stood up and they all started clapping. And I walked over to the table and said, what are y'all clapping about? And they said, you're the first person in history to be tackled by Buddha who walked off the field under their own power. That story spread like wildfire throughout the entire school.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Now, it didn't endear me enough to the menfolk to get me any dates. I'm assuming knowing that a woman could get tackled by a six foot four dead-eyed monster and survive it isn't really sexy. But I figured out something else. My mother was right. I could have played for the Lions.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Now, it didn't endear me enough to the menfolk to get me any dates. I'm assuming knowing that a woman could get tackled by a six foot four dead-eyed monster and survive it isn't really sexy. But I figured out something else. My mother was right. I could have played for the Lions.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Football!

Now, it didn't endear me enough to the menfolk to get me any dates. I'm assuming knowing that a woman could get tackled by a six foot four dead-eyed monster and survive it isn't really sexy. But I figured out something else. My mother was right. I could have played for the Lions.

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