Damian Mu
speaker
4,090 appearances
16 recordings
5 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 5d ago
Damian Mu’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And it might be me.
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you're right,
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I I've got an important this is an email to you.
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I've got an important question for you, Pooh.
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If it's red we're supposed to keep it in the shed, but if it's being used in a shed, that's okay, right?
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Just a thought from your local chicken tender.
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This is the big fella's response.
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Well, I'm glad you asked as w we all know the age roll rule of if it's red, leave it in the shed.
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has been passed down through generations of Australian agriculture.
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No one actually knows who first said it, but agricultural historians believe it was first muttered by a bloke in a wide brim hat sometime around nineteen twelve after watching a chase tractor failed the comp case.
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Sorry mate.
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a case tractor failed to complete a task that a green tractor had already finished before Smoke O in nineteen twelve.
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Since then the rule has remained largely unchanged.
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Fathers taught it to sons, grandfathers taught it to grandsons, and eventually it becomes less of a saying and more of an unwritten agricultural law.
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There is, however, a little known exemption buried deep within farming of folklore.
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A red tractor may be operated provided it never actually leaves the shed.
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This is known as the shed exemption.
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It's just good to say, really.
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Acceptable duties include moving a pallet six meters, towing something from one side of the workshop to the other, holding the shed doors open or being started occasionally so the batteries don't completely shit themselves.
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Because every serious agricultural scholar knows tractors only come in green.
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