Dan Patrick Show Host

Fox Sports Radio asked me to do a promo, but I'm here to do a no-mo.

As in, don't listen to this show no more.

The host of two fools from Philly who have the dumbest takes ever in all of sports talk.

And you know, if I'm saying that, they must really be bad.

I have no idea why Fox Sports Radio picked this up, but I know where to put it down.

In the trash can.

So please, don't listen to the Paulie and Tony Fusco show.

No way, no how.

You know, Steve Carell is a great singer.

Can you tell you not to audition for The Office or something?

I told him.

Whoa.

We were filming Anchorman.

Clearly I was the idiot.

Thank God he didn't listen to me, right?

On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, we help make you funnier.

On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again.

What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dylan did talk to us yesterday before we left, and he said, hey, tomorrow, can you guys get dressed up?