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The Dan Patrick Show

Hour 1 – Western Conference Finals Delivering, Kyler Murray vs. JJ McCarthy

29 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What were the highlights of Game 6 between the Spurs and Thunder?

0.031 - 3.763 Dan Patrick

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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5.228 - 12.619 Jonas Brothers

Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.

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12.979 - 16.484 Todd Fritz

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.

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16.544 - 21.812 Dan Patrick

We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

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22.092 - 26.118 Jonas Brothers

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick.

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Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

33.933 - 50.427 Dan Patrick Show Host

On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, we help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?

50.748 - 57.113 Jonas Brothers

Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets. They're constantly needed at malls.

57.574 - 63.619 Dan Patrick Show Host

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 2: How did the Spurs and Thunder perform in the Western Conference Finals?

593.476 - 616.056 Dan Patrick Show Host

Well, we have that one. What's worse, being underdressed or being overdressed? OK. We got some basketball. I would say underdressed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I've been underdressed before. I went to a charity event, Boys and Girls Club, and I was only going for happy hour. And I walked in and people had on suits and ties because they came from their job.

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616.817 - 645.014 Dan Patrick Show Host

And I was wearing what I wear on the show. Oh, no. Yeah. I did not have my corduroys on because that would be getting dressed up. But I had a hoodie on and a T-shirt and sneakers and... I met my wife there. She was going to meet me at the event, and she goes, Couldn't you have dressed up? I go, I did. I think I look pretty good right now. I combed my hair. I said, I even got cologne on, huh? Yes.

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645.034 - 671.292 Dan Patrick Show Host

Yes, Dylan. I've seen you rock the hoodie blazer combo before, though. Yeah. I think the kids like it, but it's not me. My daughter said, Oh, man, you're dressing young. And I go, Yeah. And she goes, I don't know if it's you, Dad. I go, I agree. Yes. Yes, Marvin. Yeah, I saw you wear that in Vegas. I loved it because it was something I would wear. Yeah, but you're a lot younger than me.

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672.673 - 685.75 Dan Patrick Show Host

You're a lot younger than me. But you pulled it off. It looked good, though, DP. Yeah, well, thanks. But it's not me. Like, there's certain things where you go, I can't wear that. Even though the kids are wearing it, I can't wear that. Yes, Todd.

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685.966 - 691.657 Todd Fritz

And then there's people possibly whispering around the corner going, look at this guy thinking he's all 40 and stuff like that.

691.918 - 717.08 Dan Patrick Show Host

Just accept the aging process, dude. What's with this guy, Blazer, Hoodie? What is he doing? I know, but I'm not afraid to try. But all it takes is one negative comment. When I wore this shirt one time, and Paulie made fun of me, and it looked like a sailor's shirt. It had stripes. I said, hey, sailor. Yeah, and I never wore it again. That was hilarious when he said that. I never wore it again.

717.261 - 720.205 Dan Patrick Show Host

Yeah, Paul. You came to the morning meeting. You had this striped shirt on.

720.225 - 730.781 Todd Fritz

I go, hey, sailor. And you went back to your office, threw it away, and came right back. Okay. I have a theory that if you're famous, it's a lot easier to be underdressed, that people will wink at you.

730.801 - 755.325 Dan Patrick Show Host

Well, like Adam Sandler. Like Adam Sandler. He wears what he wants everywhere. But Sandler, my daughters say Sandler, I don't know what the expression was, but it was kind of like Sandler cool, that you're dressing the way Adam does, and it's cool to do that. And... I used to say, man, I took Sandman to a really nice restaurant last year. He walked in. He had just played basketball.

Chapter 3: What is the quarterback situation for the Vikings with Kyler Murray and JJ McCarthy?

1193.073 - 1196.676 Dan Patrick Show Host

Clearly I was the idiot. Thank God he didn't listen to me, right?

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1196.696 - 1201.821 Dan Patrick

Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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1201.801 - 1218.869 Dan Patrick Show Host

On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends, we help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?

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1219.189 - 1225.8 Jonas Brothers

Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets. They're constantly needed at malls.

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1225.898 - 1231.586 Dan Patrick Show Host

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

1232.247 - 1249.51 Jonas Brothers

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines.

1249.49 - 1269.176 Jonas Brothers

We go straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered.

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Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow Timbo's Slice of Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok.

1283.839 - 1300.249 Michelle McPhee

Jacob Kingston grew up in an isolated polygamous sect. We were God's chosen kingdom on earth. He felt destined for greatness. So when a swaggering Armenian businessman catapults Jacob into an extraordinary world, he doesn't look back.

Chapter 4: How are Kyler Murray and JJ McCarthy preparing for the upcoming season?

1845.322 - 1861.043 Dan Patrick Show Host

Doesn't matter who's calling the game, but I think Breen enhances the game. But so does Mike, Reggie, Jamal Crawford. I mean, it's a good problem to have, let's put it that way. Yes, Marv. I am excited that inside the NBA, we'll be at the NBA Finals.

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1861.023 - 1865.635 SGA (Shai Gilgeous-Alexander)

since ESPN has it, inside the NBA is going to be at the NBA Finals.

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1865.835 - 1892.349 Dan Patrick Show Host

Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about the inside stuff with Ahmad Rashad and Will Obey. And Summer Sanders, the GOAT. Man, I don't know. Will Obey was... Man, I wanted Amar Rashad to be my dad. Yeah. Because every Saturday, I could depend on that guy. He's going to be there every Saturday. Yeah, yeah. It was a good show. It was a good show. Come on, he was married to Claire Huxtable? Yeah.

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1892.369 - 1918.249 Dan Patrick Show Host

He was winning the night. People forget he was a good football player, too. I remember the first time he ever played golf. I'm at Sleepy Hollow Golf Course or Country Club. Bill Murray belonged. And we went and played. And Ahmad came out and played with Bill and I. And Ahmad was terrible. He quit. Like he had, I don't know what his score was, 130 or something.

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1918.229 - 1946.493 Dan Patrick Show Host

Now he plays all the time with Jordan. Now he's a single digit. He's probably a five or something. But I remember that first time he played. And plus, playing with Bill Murray, you think, boy, he's going to be a lap a minute. He wasn't. He was serious. I had like a three-foot putt, and I'm waiting for him to say that's good, and he didn't. And I missed the putt. He goes, see?

1947.314 - 1977.75 Dan Patrick Show Host

And then we walked on to the next tee. I'm like, damn, I'm playing with one of the funniest guys on the planet, and he's not funny. Oh, I want to get to this. Speaking of the Vikings and Ahmad Rashad, I knew I could bring it back. Bobby Moore was his given name. Then he became Ahmad Rashad. I did see him at a bar, Upper East Side, back in the 80s. And I remember Ahmad Rashad was there.

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And there was a tennis player. Oh, I forget her name. But next thing I know, Ahmad Rashad is... Chatting up somebody. 30 Love? Yeah. Her legs were like sinners' legs. They were kind of wobbly. Yes, Marvin.

2001.46 - 2011.931 SGA (Shai Gilgeous-Alexander)

Amar Rashad, to me, had that John Madden feel where you didn't know what he did before his other career. My uncle, my great-uncle was like, man, he was a real good football player.

2012.071 - 2040.454 Dan Patrick Show Host

Andre... Andrea Temsvari, I think was the name of the tennis player. Yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah. She had a vowel at the end of her name. Yes, Paul? I love that most men cannot remember what they did yesterday, what they are doing today. But if you mention a hot woman from 40 years ago, Andrea Temsvari, yeah, sure. Did you see the picture of her? Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, yeah. Worth remembering.

Chapter 5: What impact does SGA have on the Thunder's performance?

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Meeting the president of Turkey.

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2467.006 - 2473.792 Michelle McPhee

I'm Michelle McPhee, and this is one of the most shocking criminal conspiracies I've ever come across.

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2474.013 - 2478.256 Jonas Brothers

When Jacob met Levant, this went to a billion-dollar fraud.

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2478.276 - 2484.642 Michelle McPhee

But with two kings from entirely different worlds, just how long can their empire survive?

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2484.622 - 2487.507 Todd Fritz

the largest tax investigation in American history.

2487.848 - 2491.795 Michelle McPhee

You need to tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me?

2492.056 - 2495.041 Jonas Brothers

Jacob told LaVon, you're ruining my life.

2496.383 - 2503.356 Michelle McPhee

Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

2505.85 - 2509.114 Dan Patrick Show Host

Spurs went on that 20-0 run in the third quarter.

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