Dan Patrick Takes A Gamble - Episode 221: A Humongous Burrito
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Why does management want the hosts to cut down on swearing?
This is an IHR podcast. Guaranteed human. This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling podcast, sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay. Talk to me. And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay. Welcome to yet another episode of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. And I'm gonna gamble on this today. Because management. Yeah. AKA the big German came in and said, Hey, can you guys not swear as much as you did in uh previous episodes? I go, Well, how many times did we swear? He goes, Take a guess. And uh Shay said seventy. Yeah. It's it was ninety-three curse words last episode. Was that just me?
Just Shay.
Just me. Yeah. Ninety three. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. What's a curse word screen
in it?
We don't need to we don't need
to mention
that.
This one, this one, this one, this one. I mean You could say like
like a I think.
Ooh. That's not because that's like a the well once again, we're trying to put this in a clean feed.
Is hell a swear word to you? No. It's not.
No. Hell is a place. Well. Now we're talking, dude. Welcome, brother. It's called New Jersey. There is there. I was in Jersey for the Sandler movie.
How do Dan, Dylan, and Ray plan to break the fastest‑eaten burrito record?
Yeah. And You know, there's a lot of nice places in Jersey. It just feels like I keep going to the ones that aren't nice. 'Cause there there are great beach towns. Yeah. But I know of one, yeah. Oh. Seagirt. See yeah, Spring Lake. Beautiful. Bad Larry. I did have somebody come up to me and say, Did Bad Larry fire you guys or did you fire Bad Larry? I I think we kind of got rid of each other. Conscious uncouple uncoupling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like Gwyneth Pout Pound Tro Palcrow and uh Chris Martin.
Christopher Martin.
Yeah. Okay.
Was that what they said? Did they say they mutually un uncoupled? Conscious
uncoupled. Unconscious uncouples release up. Unconsciously uncoupled, I think before. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, wait, where did you go? Long time ago. Yes. Long time ago. Decades. Yeah. Over Thirty oh over four decades ago. Wow. Yeah. What a guy. What a lucky wife. Yes. I mean, no. Well I'm lucky. You're the luckiest. Absolutely. Yeah. And Ray is not engaged yet. Yeah,
what's going on with that? Oh, here we go.
Oh, seriously. Hey, if we can't curse, then we gotta bring up other things. We don't live together yet, and I would like to live together before I pop the question. Why?
Why? You worry that she's like messy or something?
No, it's just something that I think. Like she's gonna eat all your Cheerios. What happens if we move together and then we just argue the whole time? Then you're gonna be a little bit more. Welcome to marriage, dude. What are you talking about? She would like to avoid that.
What if she uses raised blocks, but it's his turn to use blocks? Exactly. What
if she uses raised razor blade, stealing
my fire truck?
That's mine.
That's my
S sketch. Remember that thing? Those were great. Where's my pronunciation? Ray Ray War. No, I'm not drinking. Oh little
No, nothing. No, no. That should have been
the rule. If we're not swearing, we get to at least
Yeah. Or no, we should be doing like recreational drugs if we're not drink or cursing. What are recreational? You know, w drugs you do for fun, not prescription. So all of them for you? No, you're not prescribed. You just That is the definition of recreational.
So the ones you take are prescribed, therefore they're not for fun.
Correct. They're for maintenance. Okay.
Mood stabilizing.
Okay.
Uh well welcome to the uh gambling podcast Big Day Ray and that's Dylan and then uh that's Shay and Irving and and uh and I'm Dan Patrick.
Needs no introduction.
You know, I'm on like I'm kinda screwed up today.
Yes.
I think the whole show I was kinda like on Four second delay.
Really?
Yeah. Yeah. I I don't
think the the the naked ear people would have clocked.
I think I was tired from doing the Sandler movie and then I'm I'm playing catch up with the sleep. Got back late, obviously poured out my heart into my part in the movie. Yeah. Yeah. I was so good. In grown ups three. Then I had one line. And Sandler gave me another one. Whoa.
Like a live audition that earned you a second line.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why does management want the hosts to cut down on swearing?
0:00–1:23
2
How do Dan, Dylan, and Ray plan to break the fastest‑eaten burrito record?
1:23–26:53
3
What are the rules and setup for the burrito‑eating challenge?
26:53–30:33
4
Who actually attempts the burrito challenge and how does it go?
30:33–36:43
5
What are the weekly college football picks and why do they matter?
36:43–37:16
6
Which NFL games are highlighted and what are the key betting lines?
37:16–38:34
Speakers
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