Dan Savage

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joining me to help tackle this question, because why not? Des Bishop is a touring comedian whose newest special, of all people, is out now on YouTube. Hey, Des, thank you for coming on the show. Oh, it's great to be here. Lovely to virtually meet you. I saw your special and wanted to have you on.

joining me to help tackle this question, because why not? Des Bishop is a touring comedian whose newest special, of all people, is out now on YouTube. Hey, Des, thank you for coming on the show. Oh, it's great to be here. Lovely to virtually meet you. I saw your special and wanted to have you on.

It's hilarious because despite your very heteronormative material, very heteronormative material that you do, you gave some really great sex advice, period sex advice for young men, straight men on handling rejection, advice on navigating casual hookups for guys with one ball. You are a straight dude, a tall, good-looking, straight white man. So...

It's hilarious because despite your very heteronormative material, very heteronormative material that you do, you gave some really great sex advice, period sex advice for young men, straight men on handling rejection, advice on navigating casual hookups for guys with one ball. You are a straight dude, a tall, good-looking, straight white man. So...

You would know better than I how best to surprise a straight dude with a sex move.

You would know better than I how best to surprise a straight dude with a sex move.

Or a fundamentalist Mormon compound kind of marriage. Like, how do you surprise the polyamorous straight dude with two girlfriends?

Or a fundamentalist Mormon compound kind of marriage. Like, how do you surprise the polyamorous straight dude with two girlfriends?

I get this question a lot and I kind of hate it where people are like, tell me a thing to do. Give me a sex assignment that'll blow my partner's mind. And my first thought is always shit in his mouth. I bet that would surprise him. He won't see that one coming. Tell him you wanted to rip you and then shit in his mouth. There's no surprise.

I get this question a lot and I kind of hate it where people are like, tell me a thing to do. Give me a sex assignment that'll blow my partner's mind. And my first thought is always shit in his mouth. I bet that would surprise him. He won't see that one coming. Tell him you wanted to rip you and then shit in his mouth. There's no surprise.

Like you can't just ask somebody else to assign something to you to do to your lover that will work for them. Like I, you know him better than me or Dez does. You can make a better safe guess about what he might like if it's not shitting in his mouth and bust that move. Like I can't actually help you here.

Like you can't just ask somebody else to assign something to you to do to your lover that will work for them. Like I, you know him better than me or Dez does. You can make a better safe guess about what he might like if it's not shitting in his mouth and bust that move. Like I can't actually help you here.

You don't want to traumatize him. You don't want to pick off a fingernail in his butt or something.

You don't want to traumatize him. You don't want to pick off a fingernail in his butt or something.