Dan Savage

And I'm like, well, sex toys are subjective. Like a roll of duct tape for some people is a sex toy. For most people, it's a hostage situation if it's being applied to a human being and not a sexual situation. And so I can't just like... give people random sex act assignments or kink assignments or sex toy assignments. It's got to be what works for you, works for your partner.

And ladies, you know him better than Des or I do. What do you think will work for him? That's one level up like Des says.

And ladies, you know him better than Des or I do. What do you think will work for him? That's one level up like Des says.

I love it when listeners and readers of my column jump into the comment threads of my website and let us know how it played out. So ladies, let us know how this plays out. DM us pictures. Des and I will keep them private. I will share the comments. Doesn't, does only. But you know what?

I love it when listeners and readers of my column jump into the comment threads of my website and let us know how it played out. So ladies, let us know how this plays out. DM us pictures. Des and I will keep them private. I will share the comments. Doesn't, does only. But you know what?

I bet they want their comments shared with the world because this is one of those calls where people are, you know, maybe it's a genuine question. Like I said, I get this question a lot, but it's also like a kind of look at me question. Like, look at us. We're winning here. And you guys are. You are.

I bet they want their comments shared with the world because this is one of those calls where people are, you know, maybe it's a genuine question. Like I said, I get this question a lot, but it's also like a kind of look at me question. Like, look at us. We're winning here. And you guys are. You are.

One thing that came up in your show that surprised me, because your whole intro, the beginning, your affect, like the straight white dude, tall straight white dude, you go after the straight ladies for their heightism, which is you being an ally to short guys because you're a tall guy. So thank you for your allyship on behalf of short guys everywhere. I'm also a tall guy.

One thing that came up in your show that surprised me, because your whole intro, the beginning, your affect, like the straight white dude, tall straight white dude, you go after the straight ladies for their heightism, which is you being an ally to short guys because you're a tall guy. So thank you for your allyship on behalf of short guys everywhere. I'm also a tall guy.

You talk about a finger in the butt and like not a lot of straight kind of white dudes your age would feel comfortable admitting to any anal penetration in their comedy special. Why did you go there?

You talk about a finger in the butt and like not a lot of straight kind of white dudes your age would feel comfortable admitting to any anal penetration in their comedy special. Why did you go there?

I'm not accusing you of joke theft. That is a joke I made in Savage Love, my column, like 30 years ago. That straight guys, at least then, I think straight guys are more evolved now and able to experience pleasure now in ways that straight guys, when I first started writing Savage Love, weren't.

I'm not accusing you of joke theft. That is a joke I made in Savage Love, my column, like 30 years ago. That straight guys, at least then, I think straight guys are more evolved now and able to experience pleasure now in ways that straight guys, when I first started writing Savage Love, weren't.

They thought there was a switch that could be flipped in their butt and they could accidentally turn themselves gay if somebody put a finger in there and bumped into that switch, which is, of course... not how it works.

They thought there was a switch that could be flipped in their butt and they could accidentally turn themselves gay if somebody put a finger in there and bumped into that switch, which is, of course... not how it works.

I'm really grateful to say that I get the question, is my boyfriend gay or am I gay from straight guys who discovered they like butt stuff or like their nipples played with a lot less than I used to get that question.

I'm really grateful to say that I get the question, is my boyfriend gay or am I gay from straight guys who discovered they like butt stuff or like their nipples played with a lot less than I used to get that question.

And if he's comfortable enough with butt play and doesn't think it's going to accidentally make him gay because there's a button in his ass that's the gay button, then she might think it makes him gay because. Yeah, well, that's it. You know, and then send me a letter. Is my boyfriend gay? My boyfriend has to think that he's gay, right? Because a straight guy couldn't want that ever.

And if he's comfortable enough with butt play and doesn't think it's going to accidentally make him gay because there's a button in his ass that's the gay button, then she might think it makes him gay because. Yeah, well, that's it. You know, and then send me a letter. Is my boyfriend gay? My boyfriend has to think that he's gay, right? Because a straight guy couldn't want that ever.

And it's not true. You say that you're a butt guy in the show. You say you're not a ball guy. And it's a hilarious bit.