Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host)
👤 Speaker
344
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
If you're hiding, why would I hide?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Wait, who's getting down?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
I'm imagining too, you probably don't want to scream because you don't want to wake up the kids and get them involved in this.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Wow, good job.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
They have voicemail at 911?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Not a great job on their end.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Oh my goodness.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
You're so level-headed.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Did you grow up in a lot of chaos?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
But you're like shockingly level-headed.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
You're 19 at the time?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
I'm impressed.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
I want to be in this family, like a good snack, something loaded.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Feel so safe with Macy babies.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
And now you know what your boyfriend deals with.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
You get that shirt over the back of the head and go to town.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
In his testicles?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
It worked.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
It worked.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Jesus fucking Christ, Toronto 911.