Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host)
👤 Person
344
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Beggars can't be choosers.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Oh my, what?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
How many times did your kid ride that fucking bouncy cord?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
It's like on those shopping marker sweepstakes.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
It's like they got to fill up a cart, it sounds like.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Man cave, beer, football.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
I noticed the tight end is injured.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
We have a cat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
What fucking cat are you talking about?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Okay, great, great, great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
And does the cousin hop on on a side chat?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Yeah, good for him.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
The cat has a home.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Oh, no.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
The owner's looking for the cat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
And did you give the owners all this bullshit that the babysitter bought?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Oh, okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
Well, that kind of worked out.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II
He's smart.