Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host)

We thought the next best thing would definitely be Erin.

Kate, where are you in the country?

Sitting on the floor.

i am yeah okay and it looks so much like a hotel i knew you were in a hotel room because they have a weird size pillow that only exists in a hotel room like it's not a long one or a short one it's in the middle and why do they try to sell them because nobody wants that size pillow for their home i think it's that they made them no one bought them they're like well let's dump them at the hotels these are pretty thin too they look a lot fluffier than they are so i don't know how great of a sleep i'll get tonight but that's okay okay so you're a nashvillonian nashvillian i don't

Where did you move from?

Similar trajectory here.

I've heard that story before.

Okay, so you have a babysitting story.

It's a real business.

Yes, yes.

Maybe the mental health issue is pedophilia.

Yeah, I was going to say, I do not like where this is going.

I didn't like it from the getting driven home.

I started getting scared.

Really quick.

I wish someone would say that to me once in real life.

I see it in movies all the time.

Please sit down.

Do people faint that much that it's really necessary?

Did your mom sit on the toilet?