Dana White

It just seemed like it would, you know, you face these things that you normally would never do in a million years. We went out in the middle of the water in Miami, and they chummed up the water and got all these sharks out there, and we fucking jumped in the water. That's the dumbest thing we did.

It just seemed like it would, you know, you face these things that you normally would never do in a million years. We went out in the middle of the water in Miami, and they chummed up the water and got all these sharks out there, and we fucking jumped in the water. That's the dumbest thing we did.

It just seemed like it would, you know, you face these things that you normally would never do in a million years. We went out in the middle of the water in Miami, and they chummed up the water and got all these sharks out there, and we fucking jumped in the water. That's the dumbest thing we did.

Yeah. An oak shark cage. You just jump right in. Out of those two things, I'd do both of them again before I do stand-up comedy. Wow. I swear to God. It's just... And after we... So... We did this thing at one of the comedy shows, comedy places in LA. And I've like, I've been to the comedy places, you know, on some nights, unless there's like a big headliner there.

Yeah. An oak shark cage. You just jump right in. Out of those two things, I'd do both of them again before I do stand-up comedy. Wow. I swear to God. It's just... And after we... So... We did this thing at one of the comedy shows, comedy places in LA. And I've like, I've been to the comedy places, you know, on some nights, unless there's like a big headliner there.

Yeah. An oak shark cage. You just jump right in. Out of those two things, I'd do both of them again before I do stand-up comedy. Wow. I swear to God. It's just... And after we... So... We did this thing at one of the comedy shows, comedy places in LA. And I've like, I've been to the comedy places, you know, on some nights, unless there's like a big headliner there.

There's a few people in the crowd and whatever. We'll go in there. Well, they advertise this thing. And when we pulled up to the comedy, there was a line down the street to get in. And the lady who owned the comedy place was so pumped. She was like, we should do this once a month. And I'm like... We're never fucking doing this again, lady. One night only. So we go in there. How long was your set?

There's a few people in the crowd and whatever. We'll go in there. Well, they advertise this thing. And when we pulled up to the comedy, there was a line down the street to get in. And the lady who owned the comedy place was so pumped. She was like, we should do this once a month. And I'm like... We're never fucking doing this again, lady. One night only. So we go in there. How long was your set?

There's a few people in the crowd and whatever. We'll go in there. Well, they advertise this thing. And when we pulled up to the comedy, there was a line down the street to get in. And the lady who owned the comedy place was so pumped. She was like, we should do this once a month. And I'm like... We're never fucking doing this again, lady. One night only. So we go in there. How long was your set?

My set was probably four or five minutes. That's a while. to explain to you. I don't even know to explain to you how I felt before we went up on stage. I was fucking dying. Yeah. And once I got through that experience, I was like, I have so much respect for stand-up comics, especially the ones who suck or are in their bombing trying to make it as a comic, right?

My set was probably four or five minutes. That's a while. to explain to you. I don't even know to explain to you how I felt before we went up on stage. I was fucking dying. Yeah. And once I got through that experience, I was like, I have so much respect for stand-up comics, especially the ones who suck or are in their bombing trying to make it as a comic, right?

My set was probably four or five minutes. That's a while. to explain to you. I don't even know to explain to you how I felt before we went up on stage. I was fucking dying. Yeah. And once I got through that experience, I was like, I have so much respect for stand-up comics, especially the ones who suck or are in their bombing trying to make it as a comic, right?

To go in and do that night after night after night is absolutely brutal. So I'm like, I will never,

To go in and do that night after night after night is absolutely brutal. So I'm like, I will never,

To go in and do that night after night after night is absolutely brutal. So I'm like, I will never,

ever fucking do this again and then they call me for the roast of Tom Brady right right and I'm like how am I going to say no to Brady and uh so I did it you know I said yes holy shit I'm not I'm not exaggerating to you when I went out when we got done and I left my body was fucked up for like three days really because you were so tense there was something fucking wrong with me

ever fucking do this again and then they call me for the roast of Tom Brady right right and I'm like how am I going to say no to Brady and uh so I did it you know I said yes holy shit I'm not I'm not exaggerating to you when I went out when we got done and I left my body was fucked up for like three days really because you were so tense there was something fucking wrong with me

ever fucking do this again and then they call me for the roast of Tom Brady right right and I'm like how am I going to say no to Brady and uh so I did it you know I said yes holy shit I'm not I'm not exaggerating to you when I went out when we got done and I left my body was fucked up for like three days really because you were so tense there was something fucking wrong with me

physically after that.

physically after that.