Dana White

physically after that.

Ever. I don't care who it is. Nope. No standup. You'll never see me do it again. Okay. And if you think you want to test yourself and you want to go out and go do standup comedy, get Bill Burr to write all your fucking jokes. Oh, by the way, I had professional comics writing my jokes. Not like I had to sit down and write jokes myself.

Ever. I don't care who it is. Nope. No standup. You'll never see me do it again. Okay. And if you think you want to test yourself and you want to go out and go do standup comedy, get Bill Burr to write all your fucking jokes. Oh, by the way, I had professional comics writing my jokes. Not like I had to sit down and write jokes myself.

Ever. I don't care who it is. Nope. No standup. You'll never see me do it again. Okay. And if you think you want to test yourself and you want to go out and go do standup comedy, get Bill Burr to write all your fucking jokes. Oh, by the way, I had professional comics writing my jokes. Not like I had to sit down and write jokes myself.

But when you go in, especially at like A Roast, all the best comedians in the world. Oh, and by the way, I didn't know this. We're in LA and the venue was sold out. There's like 12,000 people there live. That's a lot of people. So you got all these comics, 12,000 people live, and then when it's your turn, the camera comes right up to your face. And you're just like, fuck.

But when you go in, especially at like A Roast, all the best comedians in the world. Oh, and by the way, I didn't know this. We're in LA and the venue was sold out. There's like 12,000 people there live. That's a lot of people. So you got all these comics, 12,000 people live, and then when it's your turn, the camera comes right up to your face. And you're just like, fuck.

But when you go in, especially at like A Roast, all the best comedians in the world. Oh, and by the way, I didn't know this. We're in LA and the venue was sold out. There's like 12,000 people there live. That's a lot of people. So you got all these comics, 12,000 people live, and then when it's your turn, the camera comes right up to your face. And you're just like, fuck.

Now you got to make people laugh, right?

Now you got to make people laugh, right?

Now you got to make people laugh, right?

You did. So I woke up that morning, the morning of the thing. I got my jokes, Tony Hinchcliffe. Who stole my joke that day? What's her name? Nikki Glaser stole one of my jokes. That's bullshit. And they told her that Dana White has that joke. And she's like, well, fuck him. He's after me. He's after me. Fuck him. What's he going to do, right? You're a professional comedian.

You did. So I woke up that morning, the morning of the thing. I got my jokes, Tony Hinchcliffe. Who stole my joke that day? What's her name? Nikki Glaser stole one of my jokes. That's bullshit. And they told her that Dana White has that joke. And she's like, well, fuck him. He's after me. He's after me. Fuck him. What's he going to do, right? You're a professional comedian.

You did. So I woke up that morning, the morning of the thing. I got my jokes, Tony Hinchcliffe. Who stole my joke that day? What's her name? Nikki Glaser stole one of my jokes. That's bullshit. And they told her that Dana White has that joke. And she's like, well, fuck him. He's after me. He's after me. Fuck him. What's he going to do, right? You're a professional comedian.

You're going to take one of my three jokes. So they figured out and they give me another joke. But the thing is, too, when you're on one of these roasts, right? Right. You got Tom Brady. You got Gronk. You got Kardashian. You got this one. You got all these people that these guys are writing jokes for, right? Yeah. They're calling me on my thing.

You're going to take one of my three jokes. So they figured out and they give me another joke. But the thing is, too, when you're on one of these roasts, right? Right. You got Tom Brady. You got Gronk. You got Kardashian. You got this one. You got all these people that these guys are writing jokes for, right? Yeah. They're calling me on my thing.

You're going to take one of my three jokes. So they figured out and they give me another joke. But the thing is, too, when you're on one of these roasts, right? Right. You got Tom Brady. You got Gronk. You got Kardashian. You got this one. You got all these people that these guys are writing jokes for, right? Yeah. They're calling me on my thing.

I'm getting like the piece of shit crumb jokes that fell on the floor that are just ridiculous because, you know, they're UFC based or whatever.

I'm getting like the piece of shit crumb jokes that fell on the floor that are just ridiculous because, you know, they're UFC based or whatever.

I'm getting like the piece of shit crumb jokes that fell on the floor that are just ridiculous because, you know, they're UFC based or whatever.

I literally wake up the day of the show and I'm in LA and I'm like, I'm in LA, you know, this is through the whole woke movement and all that shit was going on during that time. And I'm thinking about what happens if I start bombing? I mean, just completely bombing because I've never done this shirt. That's a great question, though, to have the I don't know how the setup is going to be. Yeah.