Dana White

I literally wake up the day of the show and I'm in LA and I'm like, I'm in LA, you know, this is through the whole woke movement and all that shit was going on during that time. And I'm thinking about what happens if I start bombing? I mean, just completely bombing because I've never done this shirt. That's a great question, though, to have the I don't know how the setup is going to be. Yeah.

I literally wake up the day of the show and I'm in LA and I'm like, I'm in LA, you know, this is through the whole woke movement and all that shit was going on during that time. And I'm thinking about what happens if I start bombing? I mean, just completely bombing because I've never done this shirt. That's a great question, though, to have the I don't know how the setup is going to be. Yeah.

So I fucking pick up my phone and I call Bill Burr. And this is how brilliant this guy is. It's like, by the way, he's about to walk out on stage. He's somewhere and he's about to walk out on stage. So I called Bill Burr and I said, hey, I'm sitting here thinking, I'm in L.A. doing this Tom Brady roast. What happens if I start bombing? Right. Literally, I shit you not off the top of his head.

So I fucking pick up my phone and I call Bill Burr. And this is how brilliant this guy is. It's like, by the way, he's about to walk out on stage. He's somewhere and he's about to walk out on stage. So I called Bill Burr and I said, hey, I'm sitting here thinking, I'm in L.A. doing this Tom Brady roast. What happens if I start bombing? Right. Literally, I shit you not off the top of his head.

So I fucking pick up my phone and I call Bill Burr. And this is how brilliant this guy is. It's like, by the way, he's about to walk out on stage. He's somewhere and he's about to walk out on stage. So I called Bill Burr and I said, hey, I'm sitting here thinking, I'm in L.A. doing this Tom Brady roast. What happens if I start bombing? Right. Literally, I shit you not off the top of his head.

He says, hey, what? My name is Dana. Is that not trans enough for you liberal fucks? And I said, I'm opening with that. I said, that is fucking awesome. I'm opening with that. So then you have to submit your jokes, right? Right. And all the comics that are like sort of mentoring you, they're like, don't do this. This is not a good idea. Don't do this joke.

He says, hey, what? My name is Dana. Is that not trans enough for you liberal fucks? And I said, I'm opening with that. I said, that is fucking awesome. I'm opening with that. So then you have to submit your jokes, right? Right. And all the comics that are like sort of mentoring you, they're like, don't do this. This is not a good idea. Don't do this joke.

He says, hey, what? My name is Dana. Is that not trans enough for you liberal fucks? And I said, I'm opening with that. I said, that is fucking awesome. I'm opening with that. So then you have to submit your jokes, right? Right. And all the comics that are like sort of mentoring you, they're like, don't do this. This is not a good idea. Don't do this joke.

And the fact that that's the way they felt about it.

And the fact that that's the way they felt about it.

And the fact that that's the way they felt about it.

Made me. That's exactly the joke I want to do now.

Made me. That's exactly the joke I want to do now.

Made me. That's exactly the joke I want to do now.

These people who weren't giving you very good material anyway. I was hoping I was going to get booed on that one.

These people who weren't giving you very good material anyway. I was hoping I was going to get booed on that one.

These people who weren't giving you very good material anyway. I was hoping I was going to get booed on that one.

I didn't get booed. Yeah. But the moral of this story is... Don't do stand-up comedy.

I didn't get booed. Yeah. But the moral of this story is... Don't do stand-up comedy.

I didn't get booed. Yeah. But the moral of this story is... Don't do stand-up comedy.