Daniel Fox

You've spent this time together.

You owe looking them in the eye.

Take them out to that Italian restaurant.

Sorry.

You're going to break my heart over pasta.

Yeah.

And I'm going to be like sobbing into my burrata.

No, thank you.

Surrounded by people that are like, is that man crying?

Give me a nice text while I'm home alone and I can cry into my Chianti.

And then let's meet up.

and do the closer chat and do a closer chat right but like initially i i divorce over text take my children over text every bad news you want to you want to be able to read it i want to read it on my lovely iphone that loves me okay and i want to sit in the comfort of my own home and have my first cry there yeah and then of course i want to meet up with you afterwards and debrief but like give me give me the like respect to text me first

But, like, we have been sold, and it is still pushed, the thing of, like, take them out.

Do it in public.

Psychotic.

Right.

I don't need to be weeping about the end of what I thought was the love of my life while like an acne-ridden teenager hovers next to me being like, and did you want any more sides?

Yeah.

like what the hell that's like a thing people do and when you go on like reddits about breakups so many people are being taken out to restaurants to be broken up with or being taken to their like favorite place some of them being taken to like beautiful parks and beaches and like given one last walk around like a dog that's about to be put down

Yeah, and we have had messages into our podcast of girls that thought they were being proposed to.