Darren McCarty

Fuck, got him right on the button.

Sometimes you just hit him right on the perfect spot and then bingo, bango.

That's such a brutal loss for them, especially the way they've been buzzing and how well he's been playing.

Obviously, my sarcasm was in quickly going over the Rangers.

Just a horrendous, horrendous season, especially at home.

How many times they've been shut out at home?

They tied a franchise-worst nine shots on home ice.

The Rangers twice.

The worst part about it, Mika Zabeneja celebrating his 1,000th game.

He actually had three shots.

He's trying to pull his weight.

What a career he's had.

Over 800 points in those thousand games.

So I know he takes a lot of flack, Mika, with the dry hair, but between dropping mega mix bangers in Ibiza and playing hockey games and scoring points and conditioning his hair, I mean, what a fucking run.

What a run, boys.

Send me back.

I literally wrote that down with, like, when did these young guys just get the freedom to do whatever the fuck they want?

Like, imagine you, your first game in the NHL, with Tarion on the bench just at the blue line, going between the legs, D to D, not even like a bump play.

D to D. He would have had him by the left ear down the tunnel.

That's how his ear is so big.