Darren McCarty

Once I started eating again, like right around Christmas time, like everything was going down normal again.

Like you put it right back on.

I put it right back on.

Must have been hard to chew a steak though, even like first biting back into food.

oh and it sucks because like i i love like a nice like dinner night before a game going to get a steak like that's my go-to and i couldn't have it i was on a lot of like you can get seafood down pretty easy like some night like a salmon or like a sea bass or something like those are kind of really easy to get down so when i started getting back into solids those were i was on more fish than anything but man once i got back on the steak it was good good the one in montreal buddy

No, I think they said that, like, in order to be a candidate for that, you have to have, like, a perfect bite.

And I have an overbite, so I couldn't do it, he said.

But I would have if I didn't, if I had that.

I think that was something they would have done.

But instead, I just got the, it was a plate that went across the break because it just broke perfect, like, in half.

It was, like, front to back.

It was, like, off center in the pictures.

Like, this was bulged out.

This was, yeah, it was wild.

so they put it back together and then it was three screws on this side three on this side and you can still kind of feel where it ends like in the jaw but and then i just got my my flipper now so it was like christmas day the other day and i got all my all my teeth back to make matters worse hey boys when he's in the hospital ra showed up with paperwork he's like what's this it's a cease and desist fucking worse worse week ever

You just knew there was more time in the dentist chair.

Yeah.

I was so defeated, man.

Like, the boys tried to give me, like, the belt for, like, the player of the game.

And I just, like, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.