Darren McCarty

Lobster and a ball diamond on the call.

In the middle of the summertime, in the heat, just sitting next to somebody, wolfing down a fucking lobster rangoon poutine.

The bathroom line is going to be down the hall.

That's what I was thinking.

It's going to be like Peter Griffin and them can't stop puking in their living room.

I saw a tweet of puke all over each other.

Which biz, they call a Fenway beer the heroin beer.

Like you have two of them.

You are absolutely lit.

Well, yeah, they haven't cleaned the pipes out since the building.

Exactly.

Mix that with a lobster poutine.

If this doesn't get canceled by game four, I'm done.

It would be like an Oakland Raiders 49ers game, just tilts all over the concourse if I saw somebody with that.

Mind you, I'm the type of guy where if I was dating a girl and we went to a Ball Diamond and she got the chips and the nachos and cheese, we're leaving.

We're done.

Number blocked.

Would you rather eat three bites of a lobster poutine or start having to call it a ball diamond?

Lobster is one of those things where it used to... Isn't it considered like the sea or the... Cockroach of the sea.

Cockroach.