Dave Damashek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Well, that's not new.
He called me Finland.
Why did he call you Finland?
That's how America regards the U right now.
I'm not saying that that's what I think.
I am trying to personify the thoughts of most of football America in advance of this big game.
You know we have five of these?
We have five of these.
I think it's terrific, and I'm happy for you, but let's harken back to... All right, I don't care.
I don't care.
Let's harken back to that first one where you began in the Orange Bowl against a team number one in the nation with the Heisman Trophy winner in tow, wearing red and white as they paid visit to Miami.
All right.
I like harkening so far.
Right?
And Bernie Kosar did it.
Our guy kind of looks like Bernie Kosar.
We have Jesus on our side, as we've already established.
We have 10,000 Jesuses on our side.
They're all going to be in the stands.
I've got to say, I've seen what the levitard social handles have been doing there, and quite frankly, I think it stacks up to sacrilegious.