Local Hour: Miami Is Finland?
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What are the hosts' thoughts on the national championship game day excitement?
Folks, I'm getting hungry. And you know my favorite part of any meal, snack, or game day app?
That's right. The GOAT, or should I say the greatest of all time, Frank's Red Hot. It's got the perfect blend of flavor and heat that elevates all foods from wings to buffalo chicken dip to even ice cream.
What food and drink recommendations are made for game day?
That's right. I said ice cream. And with a roster of flavors from OG to sweet chili, you can put that shit on everything.
So make every dish the greatest and eat the GOAT.
You know how during the introductions, boxers hop back and forth from foot to foot to sort of stay warm? Yeah. Mike Ryan's been doing that all morning. And I think it's just because he's so polluted that he's trying to get all the liquor out from this weekend. I don't think he's going to make it to tonight. I think he's going to get there crawling. Lucy might be hurting, too. But that might just be because she's back in Miami and doesn't like being here. No comment. Mike, what was your weekend like?
How does Mike Ryan prepare for the championship game?
Fantastic, Dan. It's been great playing host, college football world here. I just hope they take it easy on us. It's, you know, greatest team of all time. You know, I said a lot of prayers last night hoping that we can just stay in this, you know, make it a four-quarter game.
I just saw on my TV screen on GetUp, I saw the question. It was on the graphic. Does home field advantage matter for Miami?
Yeah.
What kind of question is that? What kind of question is that? Do they have home field advantage? Everyone staying in this hotel right now is an Indiana fan. Yeah, you know what? And I can tell because they keep trying to have conversations with me in the elevator.
There's a reason for that. Yeah, it's kind of crazy that I haven't seen a single Miami fan staying at this hotel.
But there have been Indiana fans at every bar we've gone to. All the events has been. I think it's going to be more even than it's like obviously portrayed with it being an actual home game for Miami.
I think they're actually going to be shocked at how not home gamey this is going to feel for Indiana. They thought that they were going to fly into this town because no one on my plane is a Miami fan. It's crazy. And they're going to be hit in the mouth by not just a football team, but by the crowd.
I don't think it's going to be a home game for Indiana, but I also don't think it's going to be like 70-30 Miami.
All right. I just don't care what anybody thinks. Well, that's not new.
I don't feel like you have the right attitude today. We need to put positive energy out. Dave Damoshek called me Finland.
He called me Finland. Why did he call you Finland? That's how America regards the U right now. I'm not saying that that's what I think. I am trying to personify the thoughts of most of football America in advance of this big game. You know we have five of these? We have five of these. I think it's terrific, and I'm happy for you, but let's harken back to... All right, I don't care. I don't care.
I'm not harkening back.
Let's harken back to that first one where you began in the Orange Bowl against a team number one in the nation with the Heisman Trophy winner in tow, wearing red and white as they paid visit to Miami. All right. I like harkening so far. Right? And Bernie Kosar did it. Our guy kind of looks like Bernie Kosar. We have Jesus on our side, as we've already established. We have 10,000 Jesuses on our side. They're all going to be in the stands. I've got to say, I've seen what the levitard social handles have been doing there, and quite frankly, I think it stacks up to sacrilegious. We already have said what's happening. I know that Carson Beck likes to go double crosses on the cheeks. It's a little obsequious in my opinion.
But either way, what was it like, Dan? Were you physically in attendance at the Orange Bowl back in 1983, on January 2nd, 1984?
How am I already tired of him talking?
Get out of town! Bro, we only got 30 more minutes. Big, big game show. They don't got the energy we got, bro. They don't want it how we want it. Por tu madre. Biggest game in 20 years.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the hosts' thoughts on the national championship game day excitement?
0:01–0:19
2
What food and drink recommendations are made for game day?
0:19–1:01
3
How does Mike Ryan prepare for the championship game?
1:01–4:21
4
Does home field advantage matter for Miami in the championship game?
4:21–8:09
5
Why did Dave Dameshek call Mike Ryan 'Finland'?
8:09–12:35
6
What are the key matchups to watch in the Miami vs. Indiana game?
12:35–44:40
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