Chapter 1: What are the hosts' thoughts on the national championship game day excitement?
Folks, I'm getting hungry. And you know my favorite part of any meal, snack, or game day app?
That's right. The GOAT, or should I say the greatest of all time, Frank's Red Hot. It's got the perfect blend of flavor and heat that elevates all foods from wings to buffalo chicken dip to even ice cream.
Chapter 2: What food and drink recommendations are made for game day?
That's right. I said ice cream. And with a roster of flavors from OG to sweet chili, you can put that shit on everything.
So make every dish the greatest and eat the GOAT.
You know how during the introductions, boxers hop back and forth from foot to foot to sort of stay warm? Yeah. Mike Ryan's been doing that all morning. And I think it's just because he's so polluted that he's trying to get all the liquor out from this weekend. I don't think he's going to make it to tonight. I think he's going to get there crawling. Lucy might be hurting, too.
But that might just be because she's back in Miami and doesn't like being here. No comment. Mike, what was your weekend like?
Chapter 3: How does Mike Ryan prepare for the championship game?
Fantastic, Dan. It's been great playing host, college football world here. I just hope they take it easy on us. It's, you know, greatest team of all time. You know, I said a lot of prayers last night hoping that we can just stay in this, you know, make it a four-quarter game.
I just saw on my TV screen on GetUp, I saw the question. It was on the graphic. Does home field advantage matter for Miami?
Yeah.
What kind of question is that? What kind of question is that? Do they have home field advantage? Everyone staying in this hotel right now is an Indiana fan. Yeah, you know what? And I can tell because they keep trying to have conversations with me in the elevator.
There's a reason for that. Yeah, it's kind of crazy that I haven't seen a single Miami fan staying at this hotel.
But there have been Indiana fans at every bar we've gone to. All the events has been. I think it's going to be more even than it's like obviously portrayed with it being an actual home game for Miami.
I think they're actually going to be shocked at how not home gamey this is going to feel for Indiana. They thought that they were going to fly into this town because no one on my plane is a Miami fan. It's crazy. And they're going to be hit in the mouth by not just a football team, but by the crowd.
I don't think it's going to be a home game for Indiana, but I also don't think it's going to be like 70-30 Miami.
All right. I just don't care what anybody thinks. Well, that's not new.
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Chapter 4: Does home field advantage matter for Miami in the championship game?
Some boys that work how we work, they ain't feel how we feel, they ain't cry how we cry, gang.
Guess what we're doing at the party? We're doing it at Bird Bowl.
Let's go! Do what now? How Cuban are you, okay?
Is talco and baby powder the same thing? Yes, you doofus. All right.
What kind of Cuban are you?
Smart money's right here for your life savings, Joaquin.
Oye, la huracan, eh? Stop being a homer, bro.
I love you, Miami. Billy Corbin. Fake, fake, real show. I'm not totally sure, but I think Zazz is guilty of cultural appropriation. What? I also think that's allowed just tonight for these 12 hours.
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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Chapter 5: Why did Dave Dameshek call Mike Ryan 'Finland'?
So I actually don't think that's that ridiculous of a statement. If she had said this last year, I'd be like, girl, you are out of your mind. That is insane. But the fact that they went to the playoff last year, they were a very good team last year. Yeah, I don't I don't think it's ridiculous to say I'm not shocked that they took a step up.
It's more than a step up. You know who else was a basketball school? The United States of America going to the Olympics in advance of the 1980 Winter Games, and then they vanquished the mighty Soviet Union, and then there was a little bit of hash to be settled on the other side of that, and they were called Finland. That's what Miami is.
The basketball school that is Indiana University is now the feel-good story of these United States, all of football America, save perhaps... Florida Gator alum Zaz and some of his pals down here in South Beach are rooting for the team wearing orange. Otherwise, you are Finland to the rest of football America.
You are in the way of the final chapter of the feel-good story that is the Indiana Hoosiers, led by Fernando Mendoza and Coach Sig from Pittsburgh, PA. I like how Dave thinks I have friends in South Beach. It's my crew. That's how much the rest of football America knows between South Beach and all the rest of this vast land called Miami.
Do you have any theories as to why it is that Mike has to leave today's show early for a game that's at 7.30 p.m. tonight? Lucy's going as well, and Mike's the only one that has to leave early.
Mike's leaving in like five minutes.
Yes.
Why? Why? It's a Canes thing. You just don't understand. That's not true. You went to Santa Fe. I'm not doing this with you today, especially while I'm decked out in Canes gear. Dan didn't recognize me when he got here this morning because I'm wearing a bandana.
I thought it was Luther Campbell.
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Chapter 6: What are the key matchups to watch in the Miami vs. Indiana game?
Miami loves being the villain. See, now we're in our wheelāyou just put us in our wheelhouse, Dave.
That backfired. Oh, you think the darkness is your friend. Zaz has already been born into it.
Someone else's gimmick. You were trying to make a fun point here? That backfired on you. Congratulations.
Lucy, what do you have planned today? Because our people, we've got a ton of people in town. They're going to be working all day today. We're going to be doing a live watch.
party uh throughout the game tonight uh at 7 30 p.m what do you have planned lucy and again i want an answer to my question as to why it is mike has to be out there and has to leave the show early while zadzlo and lucy who as far as i can tell are going to be doing work for media establishments over the next few hours are not leaving early
In Mike's defense, my schedule right now has allotted three hours for me to get to the game. I'm very nervous about traffic. I'm very nervous about a certain individual deciding to make an appearance at this game. I don't know who it is. Michael Irvin? Yes, it was him. That's exactly it. But so we've allotted a lot of time in traffic. We're going to get there early. We're going to catch the vibe.
And maybe I'll talk to you on the live show, but maybe not. I don't want to make any promises.
He must be a pretty big diehard for the Canes because he not only is wearing orange, he is orange. He got his ass.
So Damoshek is going to be on the live stream as the voice of Indiana, the lonely voice of Indiana.
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