Dave Damoshek

Good for the Stang, good for the Wang, good for the Stang, based on Adam Carolla's theory that the horse that sounds the most like a great name for a man's genitals will generally win the race.

And listen, I'll have another pretty good.

That says something pretty good.

I like that one so much, I'll take another of those.

So that's that.

Do we quickly, do we have time for me to bang out a creep?

Creep, creep, creep of the week, of the week.

He or she is the creep of the week.

This week it's the state of 21st century fitness ads and videos.

You know, 20, 25 years ago it was, you know, it was Jane Fonda and leg warmers and Dick Simmons sweating to the oldies.

Sure.

But have you noticed in the last several years it's getting more and more intense to the point of it being so obnoxious and emasculating to be a TV viewer?

I didn't buy your video, you understand.

But the names of these things, Insanity, P90X, what kind of scary concoction lies within whatever you get when you order P90X?

I don't know.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, it doesn't seem like that would be something you'd want.

Yeah, get rid of your DNA.

Right.

There are a lot of people in that business, too.