Dave Evans

You know, you do everything right, it may not work.

Doing it right is not anywhere near enough to pull it off.

So impact is a bet.

And frankly, after you make the impact even successfully, three, two, one, well, what have you done for us lately?

But Half-Life on Impact is short.

No, but what do you have to say?

Oh, man.

So a couple of years ago, the U.S.

Olympic Committee calls and says, can you help us?

I go, help you what?

So there's a training for after the games.

There's nothing quite as thrilling as ascending the Olympic platform or terrifying as coming.

The distance from the top of the Olympic platform to dumpster diving is terrifyingly short.

Very short on the backside, yeah.

So they called up, and I did a training with them.

There's a group called Elite Meat, which is a volunteer organization of recently former Top Gun pilots, Rangers, Green Berets, Special Forces.

People who are the absolute best in their business, can kill you in 75 ways.

Do not piss these people off.

But most of them are lovely human beings, by the way.

I'm very fond of professional military.