Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 23 Sep
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He was this homeless dude who just was like, he'd always go, I'm Spider with a wah.
And he'd do that.
And then he was a total pervert.
He'd be like, he would seriously offer to like, he'd be like, I'll jack you off too.
And we're like, we just want the beer.
But we do appreciate it.
Really appreciate it.
But thank you.
So he'd always be like, somebody's got to come in with me to pick it.
And we'd be fighting if we had to get out of the car to go walk with this guy.
So we just bring the beer and we're driving around.
We start giving lawn jobs.
First we did leaf pile fires because everybody would rake their leaves into the street.
so we started doing those you know fun good old-fashioned arson but usually it would stop pretty quickly somebody would run out with like a garden hose and you know it totally was innocent until the one time it wasn't but we were driving around uh we went to some parties smoking weed all that shit and uh finally i get up on this one guy's lawn after part he's got a beamer 5 series and i got my regal my dad's which it had a v6 turbo charge which for a
But I got on this dude's lawn.
I see him sitting in his Beamer.
And for some reason in my head, I'm just like, this guy is just going to sit here and take it.
So I just start giving him a lawn job.
I'm doing donuts.
You can hear grass hitting his car.
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