Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 23 Sep
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We get in a high-speed chase with this dude.
Oh, God.
Dude, I mean, like French Connection style.
I swear, I hit this bump, man.
Four tires went off the ground because we just felt like the car popped to the ground.
And we're just going all over the city.
My friends are like, let's just pull over and beat the shit out of him.
And I'm like, he could have a gun, you know?
So I finally go down this street that has a bifurcation where it just splits immediately.
You have to go this way, this way, and I didn't see it.
So I start braking because I'm going at an oak tree.
So I'm braking it, and dude, the next thing I know, the engine drops through the front of the car.
All the airbags come out.
I get cracked with an airbag, and I'm not quite unconscious.
I'm conscious just enough to see the BMW in my rear view drive away.
And then as I'm being knocked out, I hear all my friends and my own cousin leave.
Now, here's the kicker.
We were having a family reunion.
I didn't realize that there was a bunch of cases of beer and liquor already in the trunk and chips and stuff.
So when I hit the tree, that popped open.
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