Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 23 Sep
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And it looked like I drove a Super Bowl party into the fucking tree.
There was just like beer and pop and chips and shit going down the street.
And finally, dude, I wake up from being unconscious and I get out of the car and there's a cop and my dad there.
When you wake up?
When I get up.
Dude, I got knocked out so hard by that airbag.
Oh, my God.
All I could smell was that burning talcum powder kind of smell, like that awful, I want to say eggy almost.
It was just the worst smell.
But everybody else was able to run.
Except me.
So it looked like I just did it.
So I get out, and I remember I look at my dad.
And my dad was not violent.
He was a noun, but he was never violent.
But I just look at him, and I go, Dad, I'm okay.
And he goes, great.
And he punched me in the face so hard that I hit the ground and was knocked out for the second time that evening.
Dude, he cracked me hard.
That night.
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