Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Sep 2025
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah.
And then I got arrested.
Most of it was as a minor.
And then by the time I got my one as an adult...
It like it had spanned enough to where in 2009, when I got arrested my last time and I decided to get sober, they couldn't technically put me in prison.
And I didn't want to go because I don't want to spend my days getting titty fucked by the Aryan Brotherhood.
I know how I look.
So I I got clean.
But yeah, that one was the one that I took real seriously.
So what they did was they put an alcohol tether on my leg that would monitor if I was drinking and a breathalyzer in my car.
So I would, like, I'd have to blow start my car everywhere I went.
Dude, it sucked.
And now they take pictures of you and stuff.
But that one, it would go off as you drive.
So you're, like, driving.
And, like, I remember one time a truck was jackknifing.
And then it's like, brr, brr.
So I'm trying to like dodge this truck from hitting me in the Grand Rapids snow while blowing my car so it doesn't stop.
No way.
Swear to God.
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