Dave Landau
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1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Sep 2025
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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They're so dangerous.
And I'm going around the country.
I didn't know they did it while you were driving.
That's insane.
That's so they prove you're not drinking.
So like every 15 minutes it goes off at random, but you can't time it.
Yeah, that's why people are like, can't you have somebody else blow?
And it's like, well, no, because you'd be like, can I drink and drive?
And you just sit shotgun and let me.
But yeah, you have to blow the whole time you're driving.
So that's what sucks about it.
So you have this constant thing.
And I was double Jeopardy because I was a road comic.
So in 2009, yeah, dude, I'm going into these bars and nightclubs and like, hey, do you have a phone jack I could use for a few minutes?
And they're like, yeah, why?
And I'm like, I got this ankle monitor and I got to plug it in somewhere to a phone jack so they can download to make sure I'm not drinking.
So I'd be in a bar, dude.
With my fucking ankle.
Attached to the wall.
While they downloaded my alcohol.
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